That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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