do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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