I love black thongs
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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