Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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