She's JV to your varsity
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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