You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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