I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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