I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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