Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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