he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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