this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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