hotel room ftw
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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