I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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