You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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