she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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