we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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