You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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