I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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