Christians are straight up FREAKS
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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