the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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