I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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