my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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