i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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