So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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