Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
they need to just BURY HIM!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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