it was like eating out sand paper
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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