i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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