i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Can I color on your dick again?
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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