guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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