He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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