Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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