I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
and she was petting her beer can
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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