well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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