i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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