we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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