My hand turned me down
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Alive.
So much puke
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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