So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
two words...techno handjob
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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