**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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