Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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