I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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