Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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