When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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