K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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