Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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