2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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