he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize