with your own penis?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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