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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
did i walk over a car last night?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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