So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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