No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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