i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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