So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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